There are good days, and then there are
worst days. But, when life has seemingly decided to single you out for no good reason, remember that there's always a silver lining: your misery will, at least, bring fleeting enjoyment to many millions on the internet who just want to feel something, anything once again. So maybe a bronze lining, actually.
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I Think My Dad Regrets His Decision To Clean The Gutters With A Leaf Blower 2
I Took Some Aspirin When I Was Tired Really Late At Night. I Realized An Hour Later That What I Took Was Not Aspirin 3
Friend Bought A New $500 Speaker Today, Tripped On The Stairs 4 Stories Up While Carrying It Above His Head 4
Yesterday Our Neighbor's 80' Locust Tree Gave Us Some Live Edge Skylights, A Great View Of The Stars, And That Rainforest Cafe Atmosphere That Our Living Room Had Just Always Been Missing 5
You Are Not Going To Believe What Happened While You Were Gone 6
In-Laws Invited Us Over For Dinner. It Was A Trap 7
“I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure” 8
I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Before I Made The Horrific Realization It Was A Fingernail 9
Somehow Chucked A Dirty Nappy In The Washing Machine This Morning 10
My Neighbors Had A Party Last Night. That’s My Trampoline 11
Slipped In The Shower, Landed On The Toilet 12
At Least He Left A Note There 13
A Bird Pooped In The Open Mouth Piece Of My Coffee 15
Mistakes Were Made In The Media 16
GF And I Have Covid. Heater Went Out, Technician Can't Come Out Due To Quarantine. Decided To Try And Fix It Myself 17
I Think I’m Going To Need A Bigger Bucket 18
Results From An Allergy Test - My Body Reacts To Every Type Of Local Allergen 19
I Have Two Outlets In My House That Don't Work. Purchased 2 New Outlets To Replace Them. Turns Out There Are No Wires To Connect Them To 20
“2021 Dad Of The Year” Ladies And Gentlemen. I Told Her To Shower, Instead Of Rinse Her Hair Out, Right After Dying It 21
So How Is Your Morning Going? 22
Kids Learned A Couple New Words Today 23
That Time I Went To London And Finally Got To See Big Ben 24
Is It Funnier Knowing That These Are Antidepressants? 25
Went Down To The Basement To Do Laundry 26
We Heard Crash In The Middle Of The Night - Though That Was A Thief But It Was This 27
When You've Been Looking Forward To A Reese's All Day But Then You Open One Up And Find A Worm In It 28
I Now Remember That Yesterday I Wanted A Cool Soda 29
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