1

When you see your girlfriend talking to any other guy.

2

When the waitress brings someone else their food when you ordered first.

3

When you're amping yourself to get out of the shower on a cold day.

4

When someone behind you starts trying to open a snuck-in bag of potato chips at the theater.

5

When you hear that American Football might be added as a future Olympic event.

6

When you're downloading a large file and then it fails at 99.

7

When you let out a big fart that ends up being too funky even for you.

8

As a kid, hearing the teacher talk about Lake Titicaca.

9

When your friends asked if you have gotten over your ex.

10

Reaction at most social gatherings.

11

When the boss lets you leave work 15 minutes early.

12

When you finally, after 10 losses, beat your friend in FIFA.

13

When you open the camera on your phone and its switched to front facing.

14

When the kids you're babysitting are fighting and one of them snitches on the other.

15

When you have to wake up for work on a weekend.

16

When your girlfriend says most men dont masturbate.

17

When you ask your girlfriend if the book "The Silent Wife" is about a mythological creature.

18

When a player on your fantasy team scores against your favorite team.

19

When you hear your best bro's ex talkin shit about him from across the room.

20

Forgetting your mom likes to talk too much on the phone.

21

You wake up in the morning and accidentally put on your wife's glasses.

22

The cookies finally come out of the oven.

23

You break something that doesn't belong to you.

24

When you're home alone and the printer starts making noises.

25

When she said you could finish inside her.

26

You forgot where you put your keys 10 minutes before work.

27

Your friends ask if you've been staring at that ass.

28

A girl gives you her number and you didn't ask for it.

29

You finally took a dump after holding it in after a long meeting.

30

Your significant other gives the slightest hint she's in the mood.