1

At a concert when someone behind you starts recording a video with flash turned on.

2

When your friend comes back and asks for his drink back.

3

After 3 weeks of waking up at noon and having to get up at 6 to go to class.

4

When your ex girlfriend and her friends show up at the bar.

5

When you're watching a funny video on eBaumsWorld and it starts buffering.

6

Only five more minutes until you have six hours left of your shift.

7

When you look up the name of a hot girl in a music video and discover shes a porn star.

8

When you're trying to catch up on a funny story at a party but people take turns telling you parts of the story.

9

Your Parents Reaction When You Get Off The Internet And Leave Your Room.

10

When someone points and touches your laptop screen.

11

You're trying to eat Jello and see a velociraptor behind your brother.

12

When you overhear someone talking about you.

13

You watch the bitchiest girl in school eat shit on the ice.

14

When I got off the toilet only to see a grape sized poop after struggling for 20 minutes

15

You get asked out on a date.

16

You're in a club and your friends say it's your turn to try and hit on a girl.

17

delete.

18

When you get off the internet "for the day" but end up back on 10 minutes later.

19

You die in Skyrim, and you had forgotten to save for the past half hour.

20

Someone asks you to hold their kid.

21

A disturbing link is described in full detail, but click anyway.

22

When you see two kids eating Jello.

23

When you find that video worth fapping to.

24

Your bank account isn't in negative.

25

You're building a computer and you realize a part is wrong.

26

When you're walking home drunk.

27

Your ex, with whom you split up 2 years ago, messages you on FB "just to say hi"

28

You see the the heating bill after the "Polar Vortex"

29

You adjust the temperature too drastically during the morning shower.

30

You're baked and hear a really good song.

31

Your leg suddenly cramped up before you woke up.

32

Sitting through overtime after watching four quarters at a game.

33

You wake up in the morning after the whole night of drinking.

34

The ref blows a call.

35

How your girlfriend reacts when you take your shirt off, in your dreams.

36

You're out with your girlfriend and she sees one of her friends.