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‘Why this is happening NOW?’: The War in the Middle East Is Making Dating Apps Unusable

They say the first casualty in war is the truth. The second casualty, as it turns out, is the ability to bang.

'Gossip Knows No Language': Spanish-Speaking Mom and English-Speaking Boyfriend Bridge Language Barrier By Dunking On Girlfriend's Barely-There Dress

Move over, Rosetta Stone — there’s a new, less malodorous way to connect people of all tongues, creeds, and nationalities: Admonishing your girlfriend’s sexy outfits.

Trash-Talking Lady Loses Her Teeth Mid Insult

If you think you’re spitting fire, make sure you’re not at risk of spitting something else.

‘I’m on a Mission I Have to Complete by Year’s End’: Man Accused of Breaking into Homes and Jerkin’ It Says He Has to Continue

‘She’s Possessed!’: Another Woman Has Freaked Out on an Airplane

Sigh… It brings me no pleasure to announce that it has happened again.

6 Abandoned Places That Give Off Creepy Vibes

There's nothing more eerie than a destination that once was full of people, excitement, and action just being merely abandoned almost overnight.

Men Call 911 on Themselves After Breaking into Empty Jail and Locking Themselves Inside

Earlier this month, three men set out to complete what could have been the heist of the century.

Angry Hunter Calls Game Warden On Kids For Going One Foot Into His Land, Ends Up Getting a Citation

No matter where you go in this country, there is always a Karen with a problem.

California Tesla Driver Spreads Wings, Flies Over Pool and Crashes Into House

It’s a big month for electric vehicles running into buildings.

Woman in Jeep Refuses to Be Towed, Crashes Car Off the Back of a Tow Truck Instead

Getting towed ain’t fun.

Man Rushes Stage and Busts an Irish Jig Before Being Taken Away By Security

Irish dancing is having a moment on TikTok right now.

‘Live Mas!’: Former Taco Bell Employee Sues After Holiday Party Devolved Into Cuckolding Fest

Taco Bell workers in Los Angeles are being accused of living a little too más after it was alleged that a company party turned into an orgy — complete with vomiting and cuckoldry.

Anniversary of JFK’s Death: The Top Conspiracy Theories On Who Really Murked the President

60 years after President John F. Kennedy was shot and killed while riding in a motorcade through Dallas, Texas, we dive into all the theories surrounding his death.

‘I’m Not Arguing With a Grown Man About the Movie ‘Cars’’: Stephen A. Smith Argues With A Grown Man About the Movie ‘Cars’

Cars has seen a recent resurgence in popularity, but not for the reasons you might expect.

Jimmy Fallon Accidentally Cosplays As Giant Clit on 'The Tonight Show'

“So you made a coat out of a comforter?” he asked Lyons. “I’d like to see.”

'I'm Scared For My Life Now': Influencer Thinks She’s Like, Literally Dying After Popping Pimple On Her Forehead

The only thing worse than getting a massive pimple? Literally dying.

Artist Imagines What Celebrities Who Died Young Would Look Like Today Using AI

The project titled, "If Nothing Had Happened," breathes life back into our most beloved idols we lost way too soon.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pardons Turkey, Refuses to Do the Same For Wrongfully Imprisoned Man

Naturally, her constituents and other followers were peeved at the irony of these parallel events, heading to social media to dunk on the lawmaker.

Car Recused After Going Over Cliff Immediately Goes Over Another

Sometimes you get yourself out of one hole, just to find yourself right in another.

‘Without Context This Is Terrible’: Fashion Designer’s Funeral Has Guests Serving the Catwalk

For most people, funerals are a somber affair.

‘She Bought Him a Sandwich?’: Former Best Friends Air Out Their Entirely Pointless and Pathetic Friendship Breakup

The only thing worse than a friend breakup? Having your friend breakup broadcast all over social media.

‘It Burnt Off My Left Flap!’: Opera Singer Recounts Ails of Buying Vibrators Off Temu With Opera Banger

In recent months, an even shadier challenger to Amazon’s online shopping crown has emerged in the form of Temu, a website that ships goods to consumers directly from China, bypassing middlemen and allowing them to offer products at obscenely low prices.

'I Hope Your Parents See This!': Mom Throws Tantrum Over Rollerblader Playing WAP In A Park

One rollerblader recently proved that “WAP” should, in fact, stand for “Wild Ass Park,” landing into an all-out verbal smackdown with an angry parent peeved over the skater’s penchant for playing Megan Thee Stallion songs in public.

'A Solid $200 Bar Tab Piss Stream': College Football Fan's Piss Impresses, Terrifies and Gets On Onlookers

Now that is a strong flow.

Fireworks and Flares Set Off in Albanian Parliament to Stop Voting

Albania: a land of stunning nature, beautiful coastlines and lots and lots of bunkers.