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The U.S Government Released Its Yearly PSA On Frying Turkey Without Burning Your House Down
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission headed to Twitter on Thursday with their annual warning for those responsible for preparing turkey this holiday season.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Stanley Should Start Making Cars': Woman's Tumbler Cup Somehow Survives Car Fire
Though one woman may have lost her car to a recent fire, her steering wheel, seats, and even dashboard reduced to ash and charred plastic, her Stanley tumbler — a.k.a. The pimp cup of the Pumpkin Spice crowd — somehow managed to emerge with only a few scr
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
‘What Explains This Phenomenon of Zoomer Women Lusting over the BMCs (Big Millennial C–)’: Zoomer Dudes Pissed No One Wants to Date Them
Despite what incels think, dating is a nightmare for a lot of people, not just men, and not just weird men who never go outside and blame the world for their problems.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You’re Gonna Let Her Know That You Effed Up': Woman Discovers Her Neighbor’s Husband Has Been Cheating After Three Hour Screaming Match
Though @myladyweeze may have spent one day last week working from home, she got something a whole lot better than water cooler gossip, finding herself in the front-row seat for a whole lot of drama after her neighbor’s friend caught him cheating on his wi
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Sometimes Sbarro Be Callin': Police Chase Ends After Man Crashes Through Mall Doors, Arrested In Food Court
A man was arrested in Pueblo Colorado on Tuesday after leading police on a chase through the Pueblo shopping center parking lot before driving through the doors of the mall, before crashing and being taken into custody in the mall's food court.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Call Them the Whack Ops’: Everything We Know About the IDF’s Sperm Retrieval Unit
On Tuesday, Israel’s official Twitter page shared a video hinting at one of their latest endeavors amid the ongoing conflict in Gaza — retrieving semen from dead soldiers and civilians to help them grow their legacies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Our Boat Is Sinking, So That's Fun': One Dead, Several Stranded After Caribbean Tourist Boat Capsized Enroute to Blue Lagoon
A ferry full of very unlucky tourists found themselves in an accidental Blue Lagoon reboot during a recent trip to the Bahamas, getting stranded in the Caribbean nation’s clear waters after their boat capsized.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'This Is Not Real!': Airplane Passenger Has Massive Meltdown, Fights Cabin Crew and Claims She Was "Human Trafficked"
One passenger on a flight from New York City to Kansas City found herself, too, screaming about the construct of reality while attempting to fly the friendly skies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
