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Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'
Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Pentagon Says There May Be an Alien Mothership in Our Galaxy
Great news for Scientologists, dudes who like to talk about the Fermi Paradox on the first date and X-Files fans who are a little *too* committed to the bit: it seems we may not be alone after all.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow
Things Guys Didn't Know about Women Until They Experienced One First Hand
Despite knowing them, loving them and literally emerging into the world from them, it seems men know pretty much jack shit about women — as proven through r/AskReddit’s most recent viral monstrosity.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Cure's Robert Smith Calls Out Ticketmaster on Its Bullshit in Epic Twitter Thread
Earlier this week, Smith became an unlikely voice of ticket sales reform, taking Ticketmaster to task after fans criticized the entertainment company for adding on several exorbitant fees and charges despite the band’s efforts to keep their tickets afford
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Oscar-Winner James Martin Worked His Shift at Starbucks the Day after His Big Win
Actor James Martin is a busy man.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
ChatGPT-4 Paid a Task Rabbit to Help It Pass a CAPTCHA Test
Chat GPT-4, the latest version of OpenAI's artificial intelligence chatbot, was released on March 14th and a day later it has already accomplished some staggering feats, such as turning a hand-drawn sketch into a functional website and creating a fully co
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Phallic 9/11 Memorial Erected In North Carolina Goes Viral for All the Wrong (Right) Reasons
Reader, have you ever visited the 9/11 memorial in New York City, gazed into the deep, somber depths of the black pools marking the Twin Towers' original locations and thought quietly to yourself “wow, I wish this memorial had more giant dicks?”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
The Mandela Effect Has Come For Sebastian From 'The Little Mermaid'
Nearly 34 years after Disney’s classic princess flick The Little Mermaid first hit theaters in 1989, the world has finally grasped the concept that Ariel has crabs— specifically one crab, a crustaceous friend named Sebastian.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Adele Fans Have No Time For Vinyl
Adele might have just overestimated her core audience's interest in physical media.
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Everything Rachel Bilson Has Said About Bill Hader's Dick Game
Rachel Bilson, she’s just like us, and by just like us, I mean just like *me* down horrendous and definitely *not* over her ex (pls call me, Jake, I have your hoodie and all forty (40) boxes of Warhammer you “accidentally” mailed to my house).
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
