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Former Mental Patient Publishes Scary Drawing From His Time in the Psych Ward and Creeps Out the Internet

Enoch is an artist that specializes in painting "spooky pictures."

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

The Mystery of the Cornell Pumpkin: How a Pumpkin Ended Up on the Top of McGraw Tower

All the way back in the 1997, Cornell students and faculty awoke to the greatest prank in the history of the university; a 60 pound pumpkin impaled 173 feet off the ground.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear

Amid their busy schedule of looking after America’s national parks and fielding a brand-new barrage of questions about cocaine and bears, and cocaine bears, the National Park Service managed to find the time to issue an important PSA — don’t feed your fr

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

This 'Succession' Actor Is Liking Season 4 Fan Theories on Twitter

If you need us, we’ll be locking ourselves in a bathroom and jerking off with excitement.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet

Great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, midwestern moms moonlighting as gymnastics coaches and every single man under the age of 30 living in Bushwick — mullets are back and more presidential than ever.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The Beardmore Glacier Conspiracy Theory Explained

Measuring 125 miles long and 25 miles wide, the Beardmore Glacier located in Antarctica is easily one of the world's largest glaciers.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Jennifer Coolidge's Newest Role — The Villain of Power Rangers

Months after Jennifer Coolidge’s Tonya McQuoid was axed from White Louts in a manner typically reserved for the likes of Bugs Bunny and Tom from Tom and Jerry, it seems the star has already nabbed her next iconic role — a camp-as-hell supervillain straigh

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Cheetos Checks its Factories for Child Workers... Loses Half its Workforce Overnight

After a New York Times report on the United States' migrant child labor epidemic, the Biden administration has announced a crackdown.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Drake's Therapist Told Him He 'Has the Most Gigantic Tits'

So friends, remember, if you ever happen to be in the same room as Drake, remember he’s got the bigger tits.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Bystanders Film Homeless Man Being Executed in Broad Daylight and Don't Think To Intervene

Video of a homeless man being executed in broad daylight on the street of St. Louis has gone viral as the snuff video has been widely shared on Twitter, depicting a man fumbling around with a gun, before pointing it at a man sitting on a curb and pulling

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Wtf

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Students Raise $200,000 to Help Their 80-Year-Old Janitor Retire after He Was Forced Back to Work

"It's just so sad seeing an 80-year-old man having to do things an 80-year-old shouldn't have to do."

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

If you've lost Ben Garrison, then you really are on an island all your own.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

This isn't the first ludicrous (pun fully intended) Vin Diesel video to make us scratch our heads, and I'm certain it won't be the last.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The President of Mexico Is Convinced He Spotted a Woodland Elf

Mexico’s president — he’s just us … if us here means moms who spend a little *too* much time on Facebook.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Sabrina Carpenter Schools the British Broadcasting Company On The True Meaning of BBC

After more than a century of the term BBC holding *vastly* different meanings in the United States and the United Kingdom, meanings respectively embraced as a beloved symbol of national pride and the other recognized as the TV channel with 'Doctor Who'.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

People Are Experiencing PTPDD (Post-Traumatic Pete Davidson Disorder) Over Rumors He's Dating Ice Spice

Somebody stop this man. The rumor mill was running full-tilt this morning as baddie-snatcher, Pete Davidson was said to be involved with rapper, Ice Spice.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'Goth IHOP' E-Girl Gets Slapped with Pancake Copyright Lawsuit

Bad news for fine employees at the fine dining locales of Femboy Hooters, Tomboy Outback and Milf Dennys: Your uniforms can and will start a legal shitstorm — just ask Cosplayer/unofficial Goth IHOP waitress, Candylion.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Sad Loser Insults Emilia Clarke and Faces the Full Wrath of Twitter

When the sorry loser Jon Miller decided to tweet this reaction to a photo Emilia posted to her Instagram, the internet had her back.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Move over halved cupcakes and existential crises about the never-ceasing passage of time, it seems child star-turned-adult-star-but-not-like-that Macaulay Culkin has found the best way to celebrate a half-birthday or any occasion for that matter: Watching

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Twitter Exec Who Posted Picture of Her Sleeping at the Office Has Been Fired

You go, girlboss … and remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Did Tom Cruise Eat Dennis Quaid?

Bimbofication, you don’t have shit on Quaidification.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Funny articles

Former Mental Patient Publishes Scary Drawing From His Time in the Psych Ward and Creeps Out the Internet

The Mystery of the Cornell Pumpkin: How a Pumpkin Ended Up on the Top of McGraw Tower

Natl Park Service Condemns Pushing Your Friend in Front of a Bear

This 'Succession' Actor Is Liking Season 4 Fan Theories on Twitter

What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet

The Beardmore Glacier Conspiracy Theory Explained

Jennifer Coolidge's Newest Role — The Villain of Power Rangers

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Cheetos Checks its Factories for Child Workers... Loses Half its Workforce Overnight

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

Drake's Therapist Told Him He 'Has the Most Gigantic Tits'

Bystanders Film Homeless Man Being Executed in Broad Daylight and Don't Think To Intervene

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

Students Raise $200,000 to Help Their 80-Year-Old Janitor Retire after He Was Forced Back to Work

Even Ben Garrison Has Had Enough of 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams' Racism

'What Gets Harder Is the Thinking’: Vin Diesel Says He Understands Why J.R.R. Tolkien Stopped Writing LOTR

The President of Mexico Is Convinced He Spotted a Woodland Elf

Sabrina Carpenter Schools the British Broadcasting Company On The True Meaning of BBC

People Are Experiencing PTPDD (Post-Traumatic Pete Davidson Disorder) Over Rumors He's Dating Ice Spice

'Goth IHOP' E-Girl Gets Slapped with Pancake Copyright Lawsuit

Sad Loser Insults Emilia Clarke and Faces the Full Wrath of Twitter

Macaulay Culkin Celebrated His Half Birthday By Watching Jake Paul Get Punched in the Head

Twitter Exec Who Posted Picture of Her Sleeping at the Office Has Been Fired

Did Tom Cruise Eat Dennis Quaid?

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