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Jake Paul Blames His Loss to Tommy Fury on Wet Dream

Weeks after YouTuber Jake Paul made headlines (on Macaulay Culkin’s half-birthday) after spectacularly losing his boxing match against pro fighter Tommy Fury, the somehow less-annoying Paul brother got candid about his loss, blaming the defeat on a wet dr

Dogs On TikTok Are Coming to Collect the 'Cheese Tax'

Move over estate tax, sales tax and soda tax, it seems yet another tax — one dog owners know too damn well — has emerged as the center of TikTok’s latest viral song: The Cheese Tax.

Elon Apologizes After Publicly Ridiculing and Firing Disabled Employee

The 2019 Icelandic Businessman of the year, celebrated disability advocacy and the first non-Björk Icelander to gain a scrap of international relevance, Halli Thorleifsson, managed to accomplish the impossible this week: Getting Space Karen Elon Musk to a

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

22 Terrifying Things We Never Want to Experience

All aboard the train to Nopesville!

Zillow House Is Giving People Human Trafficking Vibes, But There's More to the Story

On March 3rd, the TikTok channel Zillowtastrophes posted a video showcasing a suspicious listing in Zanesville Ohio.

The IRS Reminds Taxpayers to Report Gains From Stolen Property and Illegal Activities

Bad news for thieves, scammers and basically everyone except for that one woman on Extreme Cheapskates who stole her family’s belongings throughout the year only to return them at Christmas time, well before EOY — the IRS is coming for you.

'Shopping Carts and the 1995 Jacksonville Jaguars' Are Only Exceptions to 'Rule 34'

Despite finding its origins nearly two decades ago, Rule 34 — the old internet adage that “If it exists, there is porn of it” — is still *(very) much applicable, a lesson the fine people r/AskReddit recently learned the hard way.

People Think Justin Bieber's Birthday Pics Are Proof He Hates His Wife

After weeks of silently standing in the eye of the internet’s latest celebrity beef, it seems Justin Bieber has finally spoken … or at least let his lighter do the talking.

Twitter Employee Asks Elon for Clarification on His Employment and Elon Ridicules Him on His Own App

The sideshow circus of Elon Musk's Twitter has hit another monumental low this week as the CEO openly mocked, then fired a disabled employee via tweet.

Colorized Footage of the Hindenburg is Like Nothing You've Seen Before

In this colorized footage, the Hindenburg can be seen flying down Manhattan's skyline, and the sheer spectacle is staggering.

Mr. Beast Asked His Fans for Free Labor and They Gladly Responded

We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.

Jackson Mahomes Under Police Investigation for Forcibly Kissing Bar Owner

Jackson Mahomes, the kid brother of Kansas City Chiefs' star quarterback Patrick Mahomes is once again in the news for all the wrong reasons.

How the 'Talking Stage' Has Ruined Modern Dating

So @wilderpatriot, if you’re reading this, don’t hate because you’re not fluent in hottie. It’s not cute.

'Alpha Man' Says He's Going to Steal Your Girl... But Not a Single Person in the World Is Worried

He's bought himself a Maserati and a McLaren, and thinks that he can use them to take your girl.

'You Better Watch Yourself Pipsqueak': Guy Lets Dudes Around Town Know They're Easy Pickings

The reactions are hilarious, and quickly reveal who the real easy pickings are 'round these parts.

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

’100 Days of Eating Only McDonald’s’: Man Documents His Weight Loss Journey

Kevin Maginnis. Deciding this was unacceptable, he made the decision to lose wight by eating exclusively McDonald's for the next 100 days.

Ford Has Patented a Car That Can Reposes Itself

Bad news for Jude Law in that one movie, Anthony Head in that other movie (if you can even call it that) and the entire cast of truTV’s bygone reality series Operation Repo: It seems robots are officially coming to repossess the job of repossessions.

Reckless Drivers Are Shamelessly Exposing the Idiocy of Their Speeder Culture

It is as dangerous as it is extraordinarily idiotic.

Steve Aoki Known for Throwing Cakes at His Fans Is an Absolute Sniper

The 45 year old DJ Steve Aoki is known for producing some of the best electronic dance music around... and throwing cakes.

A Walk Down Meateater Lane — Everyone Is Remembering the Greatness of Fuddruckers Burgers

Yes, the self-proclaimed home to the 'world's greatest hamburgers' still exists!

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.

Matthew McConaughey and His Wife Camila's Flight Dropped 4k Feet Due to Turbulence

On Wednesday, March 1, the extremely hot power couple found themselves aboard Lufthansa’s slightly ill-fated flight 496 traveling from their home in Austin, Texas to Frankfurt Germany.

The Fascinating Horror Story of Andrée’s Arctic Balloon Expedition

Salomon August Andrée is arguably the world's most infamous explorer who wasn't ACTUALLY an explorer. Andrée was a Swedish engineer know for his failed attempt at reaching the North Pole via hot air balloon.