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Great Friend

A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Inheritance

A woman asks her husband, Do you love me only because my father died and left me a fortune? Of course not, he says. I’d love...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Blondes Knock Knock

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.

By WIIWARRIOR

Featured 17 years ago

Foxy

Q: How do you turn a fox into and elephant? A: Marry it.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Christopher Reeve

Q: What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? A: Christopher Walken

By DocBrown

Featured 17 years ago

Christian Bear

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees!" "What powerful rivers!" "What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Stamp Collector

Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with meâ€”I'm a virgin." The...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

PMS

Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Colonoscopy Comments

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

A Lot of Balls

Q: What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Change For a Dollar?

Change of Command Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That’s no way to address an...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Swallowed Whole

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

New Candy Bar

Theres a new candy bar coming out called The Michael Jackson. Its going to be white-chocolate with no nuts.

By ronfrom

Featured 17 years ago

Bunk Beds

Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Age Old Question

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Air and Sex

Q: Why is air like sex? A: Because it is no big deal until you're not getting any.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Dead Wife

Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, Listen, I think my wife is dead. How come? She’s the same in bed, but the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Par

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Drinking Partners

A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Herpes v Love

Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Different Jobs

Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist? A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Fat?

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Smart Pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?'' ''They're smart...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Karate Chop

A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast. A big guy walks in and hits the little guy. "That's a judo chop from Japan," he says, and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Food For Thought

Q: Why did the redneck plant Cheerios in his garden? A: He thought they were donut seeds.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Funny jokes

Great Friend

Inheritance

Blondes Knock Knock

Foxy

Christopher Reeve

Christian Bear

Stamp Collector

PMS

Colonoscopy Comments

A Lot of Balls

Change For a Dollar?

Swallowed Whole

New Candy Bar

Bunk Beds

Age Old Question

Air and Sex

Dead Wife

Par

Drinking Partners

Herpes v Love

Different Jobs

Fat?

Smart Pills

Karate Chop

Food For Thought

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