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Retirement Locations

Retirement Locations

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation...

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Contempt of Court

Contempt of Court

A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless...

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WV Student

WV Student

A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met. Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in...

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Hell of an Engineer

Hell of an Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong...

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Help the Rabbi

Help the Rabbi

A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more. There is a hush—no...

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Indian Ride

Indian Ride

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along...

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Skunky

Skunky

A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the...

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Train Station

Train Station

This is a passenger announcement: The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come...

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Pope Flight

Pope Flight

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman....

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Trust the Vet

Trust the Vet

A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to...

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Materalistic Lawyers

Materalistic Lawyers

A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes...

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Blind Pilots

Blind Pilots

Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The...

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Featured 17 years ago

Mirror Pictures

Mirror Pictures

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s...

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Featured 17 years ago

Puppies

Puppies

Johnny and his father were taking a walk, when Johnny noticed two dogs mating. Johnny asks his father, "What are those dogs doing?" "Well they...

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Featured 17 years ago

Great Job

Great Job

Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and...

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Wives

Wives

Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, I’m sorry, I was looking for my wife. What a...

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Elderly Customer

Elderly Customer

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks...

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Featured 17 years ago

Blonde Bombshell

Blonde Bombshell

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.

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Featured 17 years ago

Dressed in Black

Dressed in Black

Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world....

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An Arm and a Leg

An Arm and a Leg

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have...

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Estate Planning

Estate Planning

Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died. He decided that he needed to be with his dream woman to really enjoy...

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Featured 17 years ago

Three Black Men

Three Black Men

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted...

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The Magician and the Parrot

The Magician and the Parrot

A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, He has a...

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Featured 17 years ago

Killed the Pig

Killed the Pig

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country...

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Featured 17 years ago

Wine Tasting

Wine Tasting

Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them, I must tell you something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the...

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Featured 17 years ago

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