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Madonna, Britney and Christina

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for...

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WW III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's...

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Senate Slander

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this...

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Man of the House

A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop...

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Might Be Late

Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking...

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Smart Bird

A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little Perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly,...

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Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..." The wife says no,...

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Brothel Meal

As Joe walked out of a brothel, he was overcome by a sudden pang of hunger and decided to grab a bite to eat at the restaurant across the street....

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Brutal Honesty

A kindergarten teacher gives her class an assignment to draw a picture of someone they admire. What a great picture, she says to one...

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Operation

A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a...

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Code of Ethics

A woman visiting her doctor’s office suddenly blurts out, Doctor, kiss me! The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his...

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First Day

A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves...

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Not What You Think

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, How much? He doesn’t hear her correctly and says...

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Dead Bird

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette looks down and says, "Aww, look, a dead bird. The blonde looks up and says,...

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Barbie Pregnant

Q: How come Barbie never got knocked up? A: Ken came in a different box.

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Sisters of St. Francis

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: Sisters of St. Francis House of...

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Local Hero

A young Florida football player was viciously attacked by a pit bull while practicing with a friend in his yard one warm September afternoon. His...

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God the Engineer

Three men are arguing in a bar. The first says, God must be a mechanical engineerâ€”just look at the joints in the human body. The second...

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Looking For a Miracle

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord, she prays, if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me...

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Zen Master

A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and...

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Ex-Girlfriend

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole...

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Featured 17 years ago

Rough Love Life

A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a waistcoat sits down at a bar and orders a drink. Goin’ to a party? the bartender...

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The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a...

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Featured 17 years ago

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little...

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Featured 17 years ago

A Farmer and His Mule

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about...

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Featured 17 years ago

Funny jokes

Madonna, Britney and Christina

WW III

Senate Slander

Man of the House

Might Be Late

Smart Bird

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

Brothel Meal

Brutal Honesty

Operation

Code of Ethics

First Day

Not What You Think

Dead Bird

Barbie Pregnant

Sisters of St. Francis

Local Hero

God the Engineer

Looking For a Miracle

Zen Master

Ex-Girlfriend

Rough Love Life

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

I Like Your Thinking

A Farmer and His Mule

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