Funny jokes

You're a Hooker

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a...

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Family Holiday

Q: Moms have Mother’s Day and dads have Father’s Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.

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Grass on the Field

The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and...

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Southern Nursing Home

A New York family wants to put Grandpa in a nursing home, but all the city’s facilities are full. So they decide to put him in a highly touted...

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3 Detectives

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at...

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Panhandling

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to...

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Roosters

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, Get out, old...

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Very Tight

An 85-year-old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer’s given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to...

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Sneek a Peek

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she...

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Nice Art

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news,"...

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Mmmm Lunch

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" Whereupon the...

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Deep Dark Secrets

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to...

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Confession

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous...

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Very Sensual

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He...

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Caught in Bed

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a...

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Ugly Bride

A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's...

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His and Her Diaries

HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day...

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Mothers and Sons

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag...

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Ponderisms

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money...

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Early Retirement

The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any...

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Italian Worker

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said....

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Doubt

A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful...

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Hard of Hearing

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am,...

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Sleepy Sailor

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I...

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Snowed In

Three salesmen got snowed in at a farmer's house. They had to spend the night, and one salesman had to sleep in the attic, as there weren't...

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Featured 17 years ago

Funny jokes

You're a Hooker

Family Holiday

Grass on the Field

Southern Nursing Home

3 Detectives

Panhandling

Roosters

Very Tight

Sneek a Peek

Nice Art

Mmmm Lunch

Deep Dark Secrets

Confession

Very Sensual

Caught in Bed

Ugly Bride

His and Her Diaries

Mothers and Sons

Ponderisms

Early Retirement

Italian Worker

Doubt

Hard of Hearing

Sleepy Sailor

Snowed In

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