Funny jokes

The Blonde and the Deodorant

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that...

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Featured 17 years ago

Cow Farts

- Bovine Gases contribute to Global Warming When cows burp and fart they emit the greenhouse gas, methane, which, along with CO2 are the 2...

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Featured 17 years ago

Winning Gold

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent...

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Featured 17 years ago

Hookers Health

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked. "Well, I...

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Featured 17 years ago

Letter Home From School

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

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Featured 17 years ago

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5....

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Featured 17 years ago

Bubbas Women

A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day...

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Featured 17 years ago

Dead Donkey

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. Come morning, the farmer drove up and...

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Featured 17 years ago

Do Not Listen to Him

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother...

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Featured 17 years ago

Boys Things

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the...

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Featured 17 years ago

Soldiers

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was...

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Featured 17 years ago

Wedding Night

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her...

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Featured 17 years ago

Heavy Breathing

Q: How is sex a lot like air? A: Because it’s not a big deal unless you’re not getting any.

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Featured 17 years ago

Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...

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Soldier on the Run

A soldier was running down the road, and came to a fork in the road, where he saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister,...

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Long Marriage

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the...

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Featured 17 years ago

Big and Dumb

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the...

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Featured 17 years ago

Southern Humor

Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Featured 17 years ago

White Kid

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and...

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Featured 17 years ago

Brand New Member

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage,...

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Featured 17 years ago

Pregnancy

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb!

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Featured 17 years ago

Woman's Diet

BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken...

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Colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Guy Things

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by...

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Featured 18 years ago

Expensive

A man walks up to a woman and asks, “Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?” She quickly replies, “Yes.” So then he asks, “Would you sleep...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Funny jokes

The Blonde and the Deodorant

Cow Farts

Winning Gold

Hookers Health

Letter Home From School

WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD

Bubbas Women

Dead Donkey

Do Not Listen to Him

Boys Things

Soldiers

Wedding Night

Heavy Breathing

Aging Explorer

Soldier on the Run

Long Marriage

Big and Dumb

Southern Humor

White Kid

Brand New Member

Pregnancy

Woman's Diet

Colonoscopies

Guy Things

Expensive

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