One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the...
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In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The...
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents...
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to...
I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the...
Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex...
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces,...
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk...
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer...
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he...
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you...
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go...
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell...
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The...
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and...
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a...
How to Make a Woman Happy? I'm pretty sure this is all we need to do... It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1....
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy. Consul : What is your name? Arab : Abdul Aziz Consul: Sex? Arab : Six to ten times a...
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin...
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders...
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to...
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of...
SMARTASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in...
