You're an animal. Just like me. Just like the rest of us.

A member of the most dominant species aboard this tired and pissed-off planet. Indeed, human beings are the only animal in the world to have accomplished the face tattoo. Or the guzzler helmet. We're the only animal that's been punched by a bayou stripper on an airboat. We are the movers and shakers of this increasingly crappy planet. Behold, us, the custodians of all intelligent life in the known universe.