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'Does Anyone Else Have a Bad Feeling That This Is More Than Just a Test?': Conspiracy Posters Suspicious About Wednesday's Emergency Alert System Test
At approximately 2:20 PM on Wednesday, nearly every phone, television and radio across the United States will receive a not-so-panicked ping.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'I Cannot Explain How We Got Out': Church Collapse In Northern Mexico Kills More Than 10, Injures 60
Upwards of 10 Baptism attendees were killed and 60 were injured after the roof of a Roman Catholic church in Northern Mexico caved in during Sunday's ceremony.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
The Woman Suing Disney For Her 'Injurious Wedgie' Suffered 'Severe Vaginal Lacerations' and Had Protruding Bowels
Though Emma McGuinness may have headed to Walt Disney World’s Typhoon Lagoon water park for a day of fun in the sun, she found herself in “A Whole New World” of pain after suffering an “injurious wedgie” that caused severe bleeding and organ damage.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'You’ve Got Mice Running Around Here': Woman Has Meltdown After Allegedly Seeing a Mouse at a Restaurant
Any time you're eating at a new restaurant you have to keep your eyes peeled for critters (especially for the B-rated joints). One woman jumped to action when she allegedly saw a mouse while dining at a Chinese restaurant.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Mexico’s Biggest Pop Star Is in the Crosshairs of a Cartel
Don’t mess with cartels.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'Two Can Play This Game': Oakland Smash-and-Grab Crew Chased Away By Bystanders With Batons
In a rare display of people being fed up with the constant smash-and-grab robberies plaguing the Bay Area, a group of two bystanders prevented a robbery in Oakland after smashing a group of thieves' windows with batons as they tried to steal from a man.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'If God Wanted Us to Wipe…': We've Found Her – The One Woman In America Who Doesn’t Wipe Her Bum
Though straight men may have a terrible reputation for not cleaning their nether regions, they are apparently far from alone when it comes to hitting the streets with dirty bums.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'It's All Connected': Conspiracy Theorists Convinced Dianne Feinstein's Deathbed Confession Led To Alleged Tupac Killer's Arrest
When late Senator Dianne Feinstein slipped into the great goodnight, passing away at age 90, she may have made one final offering to the great American zeitgeist.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
'What a Sense of Entitlement She Has': Bridezilla Decidedly the A-Hole After Demanding Bridesmaid Get Mole Removed For Wedding Photos
The bridesmaid in question, Redditor u/RudeLab9732, took to r/AmITheAsshole in search of clarity on this spotty situation, asking if they would be in the wrong if they opted to ignore the bride.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Justice For Wally': Internet Rallies For Emotional Support Alligator Denied Entrance Into Phillies Game
We used to be a proper country.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
A Seal Escaped From Its Central Park Enclosure as Flood Waters Rose
Though New York residents may have been advised to shelter in place as flash floods drown the city, submerging cars, staircases, and subway platforms while evidently setting several blazes, human New Yorkers weren’t the only ones searching for high ground
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
