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Meet the Italian Gymnast Sponsored By Parmesan Cheese
Sponsorships are a dime a dozen in elite sports.
By cathybara
Featured 7 months ago in Funny

Dude Saves Raccoon From Choking
That’s one the coworkers are never going to believe come Monday.
Featured 9 months ago in Funny

Meet Maurice Tillet, the French Wrestler Who Inspired ‘Shrek’
2001’s Shrek is beloved by literally everyone who’s ever seen it, but somehow, it’s not widely known that animators may have drawn inspiration for the iconic character from a French professional wrestler from the early 20th century.
By cathybara
Featured 10 months ago in Ftw

Firefighter Demos Proper Door Control for Fighting a House Fire
Being a firefighter is an insanely difficult and risky job
By cathybara
Featured 10 months ago in Ftw

Guy Finds Thousands of Dollars Worth of ‘Magic: The Gathering Cards’ After Going Through His Grandpa’s Junk Drawer
If you think for too long about how much treasure people are sitting on without realizing it, you’ll start to lose your mind, and this saga definitely won’t help things.
By cathybara
Featured 11 months ago in Ftw

Did the 'DocuSign Has 400k Employees' Meme Inspire the Company to Make Layoffs?
As is the way, an incredibly inexplicable (to those who don’t work in the industry) meme has emerged from one corner of Tech Twitter: the idea that DocuSign has 400,000, or 4 million, or 40 million, employees.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

British Pub Reviewer Rates Pubs, Finds Them All Bad
People in the U.K. love drinking. I’m not talking about a glass of wine with dinner; the second five o’clock hits, Brits pour into the pub, throwing back drink after drink to wash down the pain of paying $20 for the two-minute train journey home.
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘Expensive Meats and a Dyson Vacuum’: 7th Grade Students Sound Off On the Perfect Gift for 30-Year-Olds
Move over, whiskey stones, overpriced candles and fuzzy socks you’ll wear exactly one (1) time — a new millennial holiday gift idea just dropped, one featuring wine, hip implants, and a divorce attorney.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Ultramarathoner Ran a 32-Mile Marathon in Their 0.07 Mile Cul-De-Sac
Ultramarathon runners are a different breed.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘You Guys Looking For Work?: Man Hires Three Day Laborers For 'Heavy Lifting Job' – Takes Them to Disneyland Instead
Upon arriving at the park, the trio was all smiles, hurdling down the drop at Splash Mountain, twirling around in the teacups and even enjoying a parade on Main Street U.S.A.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Feels

Karen Sentenced to 60 Days As A Fast Food Worker After Throwing Chipotle Tantrum
Months after hurling her Chipotle bowl at an unwitting cashier, one angry Ohioan discovered that you shouldn’t throw the lime if you can’t do the time, landing a 60-day sentence as a fast food employee.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Adult Girlfriends Document Themselves Waking Up in Their Partners’ Childhood Beds
The song is now trending again thanks to a number of videos of women recording themselves in their boyfriends’ childhood bedrooms, which are more Mojo Dojo Casa House than Barbie’s Dream House.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Hungry Javelinas Are Waging War on Arizona’s Most Prestigious Golf Course
Sorry gophers — another animal has emerged as the patron saint of peeving putters, none other than a hungry band of javelinas hellbent on single-hoovedly destroying a luxe Arizona golf course.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Monkey Enters Government Building, Gets to Work
Those clowns in Congress! Given the recent kerfuffle about the House Speaker and modern government’s tendency to shut down every 20 minutes, some may long for a new voice in the halls of power to better represent the people.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny